♪ Yeah, I'm out that Brooklyn, now I'm down in Tribeca ♪
♪ Right next to De Niro ♪
♪ But I'll be hood forever ♪
- ♪ I'm the new Sinatra ♪ - Yeah!
♪ And since I made it here ♪
♪ I can make it anywhere ♪
♪ Yeah, they love me everywhere ♪
- ♪ In New York ♪ - ♪ Yes, hey ♪
♪ Concrete jungle where dreams are made of ♪
♪ There's nothin' you can't do, okay ♪
♪ Now you're in New York... ♪
啊，小孩……
Ah, kids.
每个人都喜欢他们，对吧？
Everybody loves them, right?
你可能喜欢小孩。
You probably love kids.
-嘿！-我得承认……
- Hey! - I got to admit...
我不喜欢。
...I don't.
顺便说一下，这就是我，我是麦克斯。
That's me, by the way. I'm Max.
我就是你面前的小狗。
I'm the little dog right there,
感谢这些熊孩子没趴在我身上。
grateful I'm not being piled on by a horde of children.
等等我！
Wait for me!
啊 我真的是受够了这些孩子
Ugh. Can you believe that?
有个孩子不是挺好的吗
Having a kid looks like fun.
不，伙计，一点都不好
Nah, man, it ain't fun.
我告诉你，一旦人类家里有了小孩
I'm telling you, once the humans bring a kid home,
你的生活就全变了
your life ain't the same.
这种事我见的多了
Seen it a billion times.
自找罪受
It changes you.
♪ I'm from the Empire State, that's... ♪
我以为我永远不会……
Now, I thought I never
不会担心这种事，但有一天……
had to worry about any of that, but then one day...
噢！
Ow!
我的主人凯蒂遇见了查克。-嘿。
- ...my owner Katie met Chuck. - Hey.
你还好吗？
Are you okay?
哦，嗯，没事。
Oh. Uh, yeah.
不久之后，他们结婚了。嗨，伙计们。
- A little while later, they're married. - Hi, guys.
额……很棒。
Which... it-it's great.
查克真的。他是个好人。
Chuck is really... he's a good guy.
但是之后……
But then...
噢 …… 意外发生了
- Aw. - ...something happened.
凯蒂和查克有了一个孩子。
Katie and Chuck had a kid of their own.
名字叫利亚姆。
His name's Liam.
一开始，他一直睡觉
At first, he slept all the time.
你知道的，就做做梦
Dreaming about, you know,
也不知道他梦到什么……
whatever it is that babies dream about.
谁是可爱的小宝宝？
Who's a cute little baby?
他睡他的觉……
He had his place...
你这可爱的小蛋糕
You little cutie pie.
……我过我的日子
...and I had mine.
我以为一切会顺顺利利
Things seemed like they were gonna be fine.
啊。。。。。？
Wha...?
直到他开始说话
Until he started talking.
然后，他开始爬来爬去。
And eventually, he started crawling.
差不多……
Sort of.
突然间，我发现自己的家不再安全了
And suddenly, my own home wasn't safe anymore.
有一个小怪物霸占了这儿
Th-There was a tiny monster taking it over.
现在，我尽力跟他保持安全距离
Now, I did my best to keep a safe distance.
但是，有一天……
But then, one day,
利亚姆做了一件我怎么都想不到的事。
Liam did something I never expected.
麦克斯
Max.
我爱你，麦克斯。
I love you, Max.
从那以后……
And from then on...
。。。。一切都不一样了
...everything was different.
啊……
Ah...
杜老大和我，我们成为了他的榜样。
Duke and I, we became like role models to him.
我该怎么说呢？他超喜欢我的。
Like, what can I say? The-the kid's a fan.
♪ My love blossomed tenderly ♪
♪ My life grew sweeter through the years ♪
♪ I know that my baby loves me... ♪
他什么都跟我们学
We try to be a good influence.
哇！
Whoa!
我们决定好好教他。
And we help him out whenever we can.
♪ Our love just won't end... ♪
这个孩子真懂我
This kid gets us.
泡泡！
Bubbles!
是啊，我们玩得很开心。
Yeah, we have fun.
泡泡！
Bubbles!
顺便说一下，我还是不太喜欢小孩
And by the way, I'm still not a kid person.
我只是喜欢这个孩子
I'm talking about this kid.
这是我的孩子。
This is my kid.
他是最完美的。
He's perfect.
我永远不会让任何不好的事发生在他身上。
And I'm never gonna let anything bad happen to him.
但我得说，保持利亚姆的安全真是一刻都不能松懈
But I got to say, keeping Liam safe is a full-time job.
啊。
Ah.
不，不，不，不。
No, no, no, no.
呃。
Uh...
哇。
Wha...? Ooh.
啊！
Aah!
行
All right.
呃，嗨，你好。
Uh, hey. Uh, hello.
一切都很好
Everything's cool.
呃，我们不。我们不想找任何麻烦。
Uh, we don't... we don't want any trouble.
利亚姆？
Liam?
你好吗，哥们？
You okay there, buddy?
这个世界总是这么危险吗？
Was the world always this dangerous?
乖狗狗
Good doggy.
不，不，不，不，不，不，不！
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
不
No.
早上好，小白
Morning, Snowball.
谁是世界上最可爱的兔子？
Who's the best bunny in the whole wide world?
接招吧 大坏蛋
Take that, evildoer.
去见太阳吧
Off into the sun with you.
耶！
Yeah!
耳朵
Ears up.
呼叫动物超级英雄
I'm calling this meeting
超级英雄的动物朋友们的命令。
of the Superhero Animal Friends to order.
小马指挥官，请阅读会议记录
Commander Horsey, please read the minutes
接着我们上次会议内容开始
from our last meeting.
谢谢你
Thank you.
现在，大家记住，为了打击坏蛋
Now, remember, everyone, crime is out there.
我们必须做好准备。
We have to be ready.
快点，莫莉，该上学了
Come on, Molly, time to go.
哦，我上学要迟到了。
Ooh, I'm gonna be late for school.
小白队长，你来代表我发言吧
Captain Snowball, you're in charge while I'm gone.
Mwah
Mwah.
首先，我想欢迎 从洗衣机里回来的
First of all, I want to welcome White Thunder back
霹雳番鼠
from the washing machine,
因为和红毯一起洗被染色了
who was put in there with a red blanket
所以以后将改名为......
and henceforth will be known as...
霹雳粉熊
Pink Thunder.
好的，我要出去巡逻
Okay, I'm-a go check the perimeter.
早上好，纽约！
Good morning, New York City!
小白
Snowball.
嘿，小白，你在做什么？
Hey, Snowball, what are you doing?
我在做什么？
What's it look like I'm doing?
我正在打击罪犯，小狗狗
I'm looking for crime, Tiny Dog.
我可是超级英雄
I'm doing superhero stuff.
Thwip、Thwip、Thwip、Thwip、Thwip。
Thwip, thwip, thwip, thwip, thwip.
我告诉你
Let me tell you something.
要是敢有人来这找事儿
Anybody comes in here looking for trouble,
哦，我绝对要他好看
oh, they gonna meet my partners.
这就叫：爪子底下出正义
I'm talking about Paw and Order.
嗯，好吧，我知道了
Uh-huh. Okay, well, you do know
你只是模仿你的主人扮演超级英雄，对吧？
that your owner is just playing superhero, right?
你只是穿着一件超级英雄主题的睡衣
You're just wearing some superhero pajamas.
哈！小狗，你这么天真
Ha! Tiny Dog, you so naive.
只要你告诉我 哪里有
Point me in the direction of any animal
需要我救助的动物 然后就看我的
who needs my help, and stand back.
必杀技！
Death blow!
好的，好的，呃，我明白了。
Okay, okay, uh, I got it.
所以，呃，你的小主人上学了吗？
So, uh, did your kid leave for school yet?
是的，是的，她今天有一个测验
Yeah, yeah, no, she's got a quiz today.
测拼写，不过她肯定没问题
Advanced spelling. She'll ace it, though.
听说她测验从不涂改
You know, she writes her answers down in ink.
这就是她的自信所在
That's how confident she is.
听起来他很聪明
That sounds really smart.
但你知道吗？利亚姆也很聪明。
But you know what? Liam is smart, too.
有一天，我听到凯蒂说
In fact, I heard Katie say
一般小孩的头只有利亚姆的80%大
that Liam's head circumference is in the 80th percentile.
哦，这很酷。那他就是个大头娃娃了
Oh, that's cool. That's a lot of head.
嘿，我问一下 他还随地撒尿吗？
Hey, quick question: Is he still peeing everywhere?
还是控制不住自己吗
Can't control his bladder?
是啊，他 ...还是随地尿
Yeah, he-he's... he's peeing.
但是 每个宠物都知道 撒尿可以标记地盘
But-but every pet knows, if you pee on it, you own it.
可是利亚姆没这个概念
And Liam, he's just thinking ahead.
是的，好吧，你最好还是教教他
Yeah, well, you still better
在他上幼儿园之前
train him before preschool starts.
你肯定不希望以后有人叫他
You don't want Liam to get a reputation
尿尿大王吧
as one of those pee-pee kids.
是的，那是肯定的
Yeah, totally, like...
等等，幼儿园？
Wait, preschool?
是的，他快到那个年龄了
Yeah. He's around that age.
幼鸟就要离开巢穴了，小狗狗
The baby bird is leaving the nest, TD.
不，不，幼鸟不能离开家
No, no. Baby bird is staying put.
他不需要幼儿园
He doesn't need preschool.
他，你知道的。。。
He'll, you know...
跟我一起待在家里 才最安全
stay home with-with me, where it's safe.
嘿，麦克斯。
Hey, Max.
其实， 呃，这没什么大不了的。。你不要反应过度
It's, uh, no big deal... no need to overreact...
就是，呃，利亚姆刚出门了
but, uh, Liam just left.
-等等，什么？他去哪儿了？-我不知道。
- Wait, what? Where'd he go? - I don't know.
人从来不会跟狗狗说他去哪
They never tell the dog specifics.
好的，好的。
Okay, okay, okay.
大本营呼叫所有单位
This is Homebase to all units.
目标已经离开了大楼。
The package has left the building.
有人看见他了吗？
Does anyone have eyes on him?
我没看见他。完毕
I don't see him. Over.
目标不在薯条袋里 完毕
Well, he's not in this bag of chips. Over.
收到 等等。。等一下
Okay. Keep... Wait a minute.
你为什么会觉得他会待在薯条袋里？
Why would he be in a bag of chips?
大本营，我是鹰眼
Homebase, this is Eagle Eye.
你不用担心
Don't you worry.
我发现了目标
I had eyes on the package
他已经离开大楼 完毕
as soon as he left the building. Over.
目标安然无恙
Subject is safe and sound,
现在正在吃形状像驼鹿的饼干
enjoying what looks to be a cookie shaped like a moose.
干得好，Num-num。
Here you go. Num-num.
不，等等。
No, wait.
应该是驯鹿。
It's a reindeer.
好的，谢谢你，馒头
Okay. Thanks, Norman.
你又乱抓乱挠了
Scratching again there, buddy.
我只是。我真的不喜欢这样
I just... I really don't like it
他们带利亚姆出门，竟然不带着我
when they take him out without me.
嘿，杜老大
Hey, Duke.
哦。
Ooh.
这是什么？
What's this?
哦，我知道这个！这是一个球。
Oh, I know this! It's a ball.
去捡回来
Go get it.
嘿，麦克斯
Hey, Maxie.
不如我们出去走走？
What say we go for a walk?
好吧 我的承认 出来感觉不错
You know, I got to say, this is nice.
-让我伸展腿脚。-不！
- Good to stretch the... legs. - No!
-我不想去看兽医！-嗯…呃…
- I don't want to go to the vet! - Hmm. Uh...
兽医？不！不，不，不，不，不！
The vet? No! No, no, no, no, no!
哦，不 你骗了我
Oh, not cool. You tricked me.
麦克斯，来吧，孩子。
Maxie, come on, boy.
你最近一直很焦虑，但是这位兽医会帮你的。
You've been so stressed lately, but this vet is gonna help you.
来吧孩子
Let's go, buddy.
好吧
All right.
哦。
Aw.
-第一次来这里？-嗯，是的。
- First time here? - Uh, yeah.
哦，弗朗西斯是这个行业最好的兽医。
Oh, Dr. Francis is the best veterinarian in the business.
你会喜欢他的。
You're gonna love him.
他最擅长行为障碍
He specializes in behavioral disorders.
-行为障碍？-是的。
- B-Behavioral disorders? - Yeah.
但我根本没有行为障碍啊
But I don't have a behavioral disorder.
我 我 我是说。我的意思是，我有点操心
I-I-I mean... I-I mean, I worry a little, sure,
但是，这是一个多危险的世界。
but it-it's a... it's a dangerous world.
如果不多操点心 那不是不正常吗？
You-you'd be crazy not to... to worry.
是的，我也很正常
Yeah, I'm fine, too.
我的铲屎官才是有病
It's my human that's nuts.
我是说，你知道的，我给她带回去一只死鸟，她竟然把它扔了出去。
I mean, you know, I-I bring her a dead bird, she throws it out.
还带给她一只死老鼠
I bring her a dead mouse,
被她扔进垃圾桶
right in the garbage!
妈妈，我说我到底哪里做错了？
Is nothing I do good enough for you, Mother?!
好吧。
Okay.
我跑，我跑，我跑，我跑，
I run, and I run, and I run, and I run,
然后我跑出去 却也无处可去
and I get out, and I've gone nowhere.
无处可去！
Nowhere!
呃。
Uh...
我的主人总是说：“你真是个好狗。”
My owner always says, "You're such a good dog,"
我觉得自己是个好狗，
and I feel like a good dog,
但是，如果，在内心深处，我是一只坏狗怎么办
but what if, deep down, I'm a bad dog?
如果我是个坏狗怎么办？
What if I'm a bad dog?!
我们变成火了
We start fires.
麦克斯？
Max?
进来
Come on.
我知道，伙计。
I know, buddy.
直到你不再乱抓乱挠
It's just until we can get
我就给你取下来 好吗？
this scratching thing under control, okay?
小蜜蜂！
Busy Bee!
麦克斯！
Max! Max!
麦克斯，麦克斯，你肯定不会相信的。
Max. Max. You're never gonna believe it.
哦，嘿，我喜欢你的造型。
Oh, hey, I like your cone.
听着，我听到查克告诉利亚姆说我们要去旅行。
Listen, I heard Chuck tell Liam that we're going on a trip.
真的吗？我们要去车里？
Really? We're going in the car?
我们要进车里去！
We're going in the car!
车，车，车，车，车，车！
Car, car, car, car, car, car!
伙计，你知道，生活很有趣。
Man, you know, life is funny.
上一秒，你还要戴防护罩
One minute, you're getting fitted for a cone,
下一秒，你就可以坐车了！
and the next, you get to go in a car!
哦，我觉得你说的是你自己的情况，不过也对
Oh, I feel like that's very specific to you, but totally.
-是的。-这太不可思议了！
- Yeah. - This is incredible!
我马上回来。
I'll be right back.
冰冰？
Chloe?
冰冰，我要去旅行了，我……哦
Chloe, I'm going on a trip, and I... Oh.
我想知道你是不是……
I was wondering if you'd...
可以帮我照看下小蜜蜂....
Will you watch my Busy Bee while I'm gone...?
哦，嘿，麦克斯，你刚才说什么了吗？
Oh, hey, Max. Were you saying something?
是的，我想知道你是否可以。
Yeah. I was wondering if you could...
哦，好的。
Oh... Okay.
当我没说
Never mind.
你头上的那个蠢东西是什么？
What's that stupid thing on your head?
啾啾？
Gidget?
啾啾，你在家吗？
Gidget, are you home?
啾啾？
Gidget?
哦，嗨，麦克斯。
Mm. Oh, hi, Max.
一起玩吗？
Do you want to join me?
哦，你知道吗，我想跟你一起玩
Oh, you know what, I really wish I could,
但是，我要去旅行了
but get this... I'm going on a trip.
哇，真的吗？
Wow. Really?
是的，这是个大事。
Yeah, it's a big deal.
我在想，你能帮我照看下小蜜蜂吗？
I was wondering, could you watch my Busy Bee
在我走之后？
while I'm gone?
他太可爱了。
He is so cute.
我知道，这是我全世界最喜欢的玩具。
I know. It's my favorite toy in the whole world.
那个小脸蛋
And that little face.
他的小脸蛋
His little face.
哦对了 看好了
Oh, and-and ready?
哦，哇，我喜欢
Oh, wow. I love him.
哦，我只是……对他一见钟情
Oh, I just... I just love him immediately.
就像我们是他的父母一样。
It's-it's like we're his parents.
就像你是爸爸，我是妈妈
It's like you're the dad and I'm the mom
我们处在这种关系中，这就是我们的孩子。
and we're in a relationship and this is our baby.
这个...
Well...
难道不是吗，对不对
It's exactly like that. Exactly.
这个嘛......是的 说的没错
It's not... Okay, yes.
是的，你说是就是吧
Yes, that's exactly what it is.
呃，所以你在我离开的时候会照看小蜜蜂吗？
Uh, so you'll watch Busy Bee while I'm gone?
麦克斯，你去吧，去玩的开心点
Max, you go, have a great time,
至于小蜜蜂 就交给我吧
and I want you to know I have got this.
谢谢，啾啾 回头见。
Thanks, Gidget. See you later.
我将以生命来捍卫小蜜蜂
I will defend Busy Bee with my life.
♪ Well, I'm on my way ♪
♪ I don't know where I'm going ♪
♪ I'm on my way... ♪
-拜托，杜老大！快点！-好的。
- Come on, Duke! Go! - Okay.
对对对 感觉怎么样，利亚姆？
Yes, yes, yes. How we doing, Liam?
-喔喔！ - 喔喔就对啦
- Whoo-hoo! - "Whoo-hoo" is right.
♪ Seein' me and Julio down by the schoolyard ♪
好吧
Okay.
♪ Seein' me and Julio down by the schoolyard... ♪
-是的！-开始了
- Yes! - Here we go!
-哦，哇！-喔喔!
- Oh, wow! - Whoo-hoo!
嘿，伙计。
Hey, man.
-我坐车了！-我们也是！
- I'm in a car! - Us, too!
我喜欢坐车！
I love the car!
-坐车最棒了！-是的！
- It's the best! - Yes!
♪ Well, I'm on my way ♪
♪ I don't know where I'm going ♪
♪ I'm on my way ♪
♪ And I'm taking my time, but I don't know where ♪
- Whee! - ♪ So good-bye to Rosie ♪
♪ The queen of Corona ♪
♪ Seein' me and Julio down by the schoolyard ♪
-好的，来吧，伙计们
- Okay, come on, guys. - All right.
-让我们快点。-开始了
- Let's be quick. - Here we go.
♪ Seein' me and Julio down by the schoolyard. ♪
不，不，不，不。
No. No, no, no.
-这边，宝贝。来吧。-不！
- This way, buddy. Come on. - No!
嗯…
Mm...
不好了 ！不好了！
Oh, no! Oh, no!
哦，不，不，不，不！
Oh, no, no, no, no!
不，不，不，不，不，不，不，不，不。
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
不！
No...!
啾啾，你做了什么？
Gidget, what have you done?
嗯？
Huh?
我们从此一刀两断
La Pasión de la Pasión.
为什么？为什么？
Why? Why?!
啊哈。
Aha.
我来了
Okay.
嗯？
Hmm?
哦，怎么办，亲爱的小蜜蜂。
Oh, dear, sweet Busy Bee.
你知道，我要成为一个有八块臀肌的兔子
You know, I'm-a be the first bunny with washboard glutes.
我甚至不确定臀肌是什么，但......
I'm not even sure what glutes are, but...
我可是肌肉兔
mine are gonna be shredded.
哦，是的，是的。
Oh, yeah, yeah.
那， 呃...... 真有趣
That's, uh... that's fascinating.
让我告诉你
Let me tell you something.
犯罪分子一旦
Criminals are gonna take
看到我的八块臀肌
one good look at my glutes...
他们只会投降
and they just gonna give up.
好吧，这玩意儿显然粘在地板上了
Okay, this is obviously glued to the floor.
抱歉，兔子，猫咪
Excuse me, rabbit, cat.
你们是否认识 小白队长？
Do any of you know Captain Snowball?
是的，呃，是的。
Yeah, uh, ye-yes.
-是的，我们认识 - 又是这一出
- Yes, we do. - And here we go.
哦，好的
Oh, good.
我的名字叫黛西，我有很重要的事找他
My name is Daisy, and I really got to talk to him.
有一只可怜的小动物现在需要救助
A poor, defenseless animal needs saving.
啊......？ 你是说...？
Wha...? Are you saying...?
是的，我需要找小白队长......
Yes. I need Captain Snowball for a...
执行绝密救援行动
top secret rescue.
好吧，我得走了。
All right, well, I got to go.
但是很高兴见到你，呃……你叫什么来着？
But nice meeting you, uh... What was it again?
好吧，你根本没听
Okay, you don't listen.
-我叫黛西。-随你吧。好的，我……
- It's Daisy. - Whatever. Okay, I...
我得去找那个家伙做点事情
I got to get the dude to get the stuff to do the things.
我走了......再见
I got to... Bye-bye.
嗯，真奇怪。
Mm-hmm. That was weird.
哦，姐姐，接下来会更奇怪
Oh, sister, it's gonna get way weirder.
作战开始了 宝贝
It's Snow time, baby.
救命！
Help!
有人饿吗？
Anybody hungry?
哈！
Ha!
哦，小白队长
Oh, Snowball.
他还好吧？
Uh, is he okay?
你放心吧 没事的
Not in any way. No.
你们好，朋友们
Hello, citizens.
那是啥呀？Mm-mm-mm。
Who is that? Mm-mm-mm.
我是小白队长
I'm Captain Snowball.
我听说你们中有人需要我的帮助。
I hear one of you needs my help.
哦，是我。
Ooh, that's me.
啊，非常好。
Ah, very good.
新来的，告诉我你的故事。
New dog, tell me your story.
好了，好吧 是这样的
Okay. Well, it all began
当我在度假回来的路上
when I was on my way back from vacation.
我们的人类都好好的待在
Our humans were safely stowed
头顶舱里
in the overhead compartment,
我们待在我们的地盘
and we were going through our owners' stuff.
人类总是责怪航空公司。
Humans always blame the airline.
你有换什么
What do you got?
我要用两只袜子换一条运动短裤。
I'll trade you two socks for a pair of workout shorts.
袜子干净吗？
Are they clean or dirty?
不干净
They ain't clean.
没错 快臭了
Nope. They nasty.
然后我听到一声巨响……
And then I heard a noise.
我不能说他是野生动物......
Now, I don't speak wild animal...
......但是据我所知
...but from what I gathered,
他是一直担心而可爱的虎仔 名叫小虎
he was a scared, adorable tiger cub named Hu.
这个可怜的小老虎被锁在笼子里
This poor baby kitty was being held against his will.
哇。
Whoa.
-这简直令人难以置信 - 说的是啊
- That is unbelievable. - I know, right?
不，我的意思是我不信
No, I mean I literally don't believe a word of it.
没有冒犯的意思 别见怪
No offense. Or do take offense.
不管怎样 我反正无所谓
I'm good either way.
嗯， 不好意思 我非常见怪
Um, pardon me. Offense is very much taken.
那件事是真的 而且现在情况更糟
That story happened, and it gets worse.
飞机着陆后，我又见到了小虎
After the plane landed, I saw Hu again.
快用力推
Use your no-good clown muscles and push!
他被带到他的新主人那里
He was being brought to his new owner.
- 那个家伙 ..... - 时间就是钞票！
- And this guy... - Time is rubles!
那个家伙就是个彻头彻尾的
Y'all, this guy was pure,
马戏团恶魔
concentrated circus evil.
那只老虎需要小白队长拯救
That tiger needs Captain Snowball.
-黛西，我们走吧。-耶！
- Daisy, let's go. - Yeah!
拯救小老虎
Let's free that tiger.
-死也不放弃 - 嗯， 我的意思是....
- Or die trying. - Well, I mean...
-我的意思是，我们可能会 - 嗯....
- I mean, we might. - Um...
-可能是你死 - 嗯?
- Probably you. - Huh?
你穿着鲜艳的超人装 每个人都会注意到你
You're wearing a bright suit. Everyone's gonna notice you.
我就没事了
I'll be fine.
嘿，伙计们，我们到了
Hey, guys, we're here.
好极了
Yay.
嘿。
Hey there.
这是谢普叔叔。
There's Uncle Shep.
欢迎来到农场。
Welcome to the farm.
我的小宝贝在哪里？
Where's my little man?
哦，哇！
Oh, wow!
看看这个地方。
Look at this place.
是的，这......
Yeah, it's...
哦，这些气味
Oh, so many smells
我以前从未闻到过。
I have never smelled before.
我的鼻子忙不过来了
My nose is so confused.
开心死了
And happy!
来吧，麦克斯，我们去探索吧。
Come on, Max. Let's go explore.
哦！
Oh!
-是的！-呃，等等
- Yeah! - Uh, wait up.
哦！
Oh!
嘿，奶牛。哞。
Hey, cow. Moo.
你是一头奶牛，你应该冲我哞
You're a cow. You're supposed to moo.
Woof，Woof。
Woof, woof.
什么？
What?
哦，我是一只狗。
Oh, I'm a dog.
我像个白痴一样摇尾巴。
I'm wagging my tail like an idiot.
哦，好的。伙计，你真逗
Oh, okay. Dude, not cool.
哦，你要扔球吗？ 哦，请扔一个球让我玩吧
Oh, are you gonna throw a ball? Oh, please throw a ball.
我会追着球玩，因为我的大脑
And I will chase it because my brain
比老鼠的便便还小
is the size of a rat turd.
好的，我明白了。
Okay. Yeah, I get it.
你学的真像
You made your point.
-是啊 -哦，看，我在树下撒尿。
- Yeah, yeah. - Oh, look. I'm peeing on a tree.
-这棵树归我了 - 好的 很好
- I now own this tree. - Okay. Yeah, great.
-快走吧 - 我想我会一直盯着
- Leaving now. All right. - I guess I'll just stare
在门口等你回来
at the door until you come back!
哦，我想念纽约了
Oh, I miss New York.
也许远离城市喧嚣正是你所需要的。
Maybe a break from the city is just what you need.
这个地方是。
This place is...
怎么....？
Wha...?
不，不，不，不，不，不，不，不，不。
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
杜老大，我做了什么？我做了什么？
Duke, what did I do? What did I do?
嗯？
Huh?
哇。
Whoa.
晚饭好了！
Dinner's on!
冰冰？我需要你的帮助。
Chloe? I need your help.
冰冰
Chloe.
哦。呃......哦
Oh. Uh... oh.
呃，冰冰？
Uh, Chloe?
-冰冰，你还好吧？-嘘。
- Chloe, are you okay? - Shh.
抱歉，我。我只是。我。
Sorry. Uh, I'm-I'm just... I'm...
抱歉打扰你.......为什么你头上有个灯罩？
Real quick... why is there a lampshade on your head?
听着，啾啾，宝贝，
Listen, Gidget, baby,
我得对你说实话
I got to be honest with you.
我的主人可能给了我一点点猫薄荷
My owner might have given me a little bit of catnip.
哦，好的，我走了
Oh, okay. Gotcha.
挺好的 嗯 听着
That's great. Um, listen.
是特别好 啾啾
It is great, Gidget.
我觉得好极了
Everything is great...
行吧.
All right.
-你听到了吗？-听到什么？
- Do you hear that? - Hear what?
就像。它就像一个很小的。就像一个小马达。
It's like... it's like a tiny... like a tiny motor.
发出了嗡嗡的声音。
It's like a humming sound.
你到底在说什么
I'm not... don't know what you're ta...
哦，冰冰，是你在打呼噜。
Oh. Chloe, you're purring.
是你 自己
That's you.
什么？是我？
What? That's me?
你说这个声音是我自己发出来的？
Like, as in the sound is coming from inside of me?
-是的。-哦。
- Yep. - Oh.
我想知道我还能发出什么声音呢
I wonder what other sounds I could make.
你听我说 麦克斯找我
It-it's just, Max trusted me
帮忙照顾他的小蜜蜂，然后……
to look after his Busy Bee, and then...
冰冰， 你在听吗？
Chloe, would you listen?
哇，别闹了
Wow. Please stop.
你有完没完？
Are you finished?
这很重要。
This is important.
我弄丢了小蜜蜂
I lost Busy Bee.
我得把它拿回来，但要找回来
I got to get it back, but to do that...
冰冰…
Chloe...
我需要你教我
I need you to teach me
怎么当一只猫
the way of the cat.
看我的 我要抓住你
Here we go. I'm gonna get you.
麦克斯，来吧，试着抓一只萤火虫。
Max, come on. Try to catch a firefly.
这听起来很不错，
I'm just... That sounds great,
但是我觉得利亚姆想让我挨着他。
but I-I think Liam wants me near him.
你知道的，他有点吓坏了
You-you know, he's a little freaked out
在这个奇怪的地方。
being in this weird place.
我想他会没事的。
I think he'll be okay.
这是一个跳投。
And this one is a jumper.
好的。
O-Okay.
就抓一只
Just one.
太好了
Yes, I...
哦。
Oh.
哦，你好。
Oh. Hello.
狗这辈子有两件事最宝贵
Dog's got two things in this life:
一个是饭碗 一个是尊严
his water bowl and his dignity.
你动了我的饭碗 就是伤了我的尊严
You take one, you take the other.
我，呃。我不知道这是你的碗。
I, uh... I-I didn't know this was your bowl.
什么？你的眼睛被挡住了吗？
What? The cone blocking your view?
这上面写着我的名字
It's got my name on the side.
我们很抱歉，小鸡先生。
We are so sorry, Mr. Chicken.
我可不叫小鸡
Name's not Chicken.
我看起来像只小鸡吗？
Do I look like a chicken to you?
-不，不，先生。-不，一点也不像
- No. No, sir. - No, not-not even a little.
-他们叫我鲁叔 - 哦
- Name's Rooster. - Oh.
好的，我是麦克斯，这是。
Okay. I-I'm Max, and this is...
嘿，那个孩子在笼子里干什么？
Hey, what's that kid doing in the cage?
他有什么问题吗？他发烧了？
There something wrong with him? He got the fever?
呃，那是利亚姆。
Uh, that's-that's Liam.
他 他喜欢乱跑
He-he likes to run.
那就让他跑吧
So let him run.
他跑的特别快
Well, Liam's super fast.
我们 我们 我们 一眨眼 他就能上树
We-we-we blink, and he's up a tree.
小孩爬爬树怎么了
So then your kid's up a tree. What's the problem?
好吧 ， 他可能会摔倒
Well, he could fall.
-可能。-然后他会受伤。
- He might. - And then he hurts himself.
哦，那肯定是他在想象的那棵树上爬的太高
Oh, so he got really high up in this hypothetical tree?
孩子受伤
Kid gets hurt,
才会汲取教训
he learns not to do it again.
你知道我啃过多少根电线吗？
You know how many electric cords I've chewed?
我猜才很多根吧
Like, multiple cords?
一根
One.
差点电死我
It shocked me.
我倒着走了一个星期
I walked backwards for a week,
但我再也没有嚼过电线了
but I never chewed a cord again.
嗯，这对你挺好的
Well, that is great for you.
而且 也能学会很多
And-and it explains a lot,
但我希望保护利亚姆免受...任何伤害
but I like to protect Liam from... everything.
好吧，你错了
Well, that's you, and you're wrong.
他有点太那什么了
Can you believe that guy?
是的，他很酷！
Yeah, he was cool!
不，不是酷
No, he wasn't.
我知道，他根本不酷
I know. He wasn't cool at all.
不，我会做菜
No, I'll do the dishes.
来吧。
Come on.
让我们进去吧
Let's get this guy inside.
谢谢。
Thanks.
哇，站着别动，狗在外面睡觉。
Whoa. Hold up there. Dogs sleep outside.
-嗯，什么？-嗯？
- Uh, pardon? - Huh?
哇，哇，哇，哇，好，等等，等等。
Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay, wait, wait.
我们可以好好谈谈
L-L-Let's talk about this like rational...
好了，我们到了。
All right, we're here.
速度打破纪录 多亏了我的兔子车
In record time, too, thanks to the Bunnymobile.
哦，耶！
Oh, yeah!
隐身模式。
Stealth mode.
我们走吧！
Let's go!
别大惊小怪的
You are jumpy.
我的意思是....这是热身
I meant... That's cool.
不然...
Or...
看那个东西 我并不害怕
Look at that thing I'm not scared of right there.
还有...地上有一个糖果包装纸
Or... There's a candy wrapper on the ground.
瞧？我没事就爱叫两声
See? It's just a thing I do.
快点，你这个傻佬虎
Come on, you stupid tiger!
他在那里。
There he is.
我们走吧。
Let's go.
我们没有整晚来耽搁
We don't have entire night.
给我跳啊
Let's go!
你在浪费我宝贵的时间
You're wasting Sergei's time.
我们得做点什么。
We got to do something.
-好吧，好吧。-哇，哇。
- Okay, all right, all right. - Whoa, whoa.
等等。
Wait.
来吧。
Come on.
我们明天再试一次。
We try again tomorrow.
玩不了杂耍的老虎
If tiger does not do trick...
只能剥皮做毯子
tiger will become rug.
不要让老虎离开你们的视线。
Do not let tiger out of your sight.
没事的，小虎
It's okay, Hu.
我们飞机上见过，我是黛西
It's me, Daisy, from the plane.
嘿，离老虎远点。
Hey. Step away from the tiger.
别管闲事 蠢狼
Mind your business, wolf.
哦！
Oh!
嗯？
Huh?
哈哈！
Ha-ha!
哇！
Whoa!
不！
No!
哦，会死 会死， 会死的！
Oh, gonna die, gonna die, gonna die!
哇！
Whoa!
嗯？
Huh?
我拿到钥匙了，我们走吧。
I got the keys. Let's go.
什么？
What?
我说，“我拿到钥匙了。”
I said, "I got the keys."
来吧 ，我们走吧
Come on, let's go.
呃，好的 嗯， 当然咯
Uh, all right. Yeah, of course.
哎呀！
Heck yeah!
太好了
Boom.
你知道我今天学到了什么吗？
You know what I learned today?
-嗯？-狼是混蛋。
- Hmm? - Wolves are jerks.
杜老大
Duke.
嘘，杜老大
Psst. Duke.
我想我们应该看看利亚姆。
I think we should check on Liam.
-杜老大。-我终于抓到你了，尾巴。
- Duke. - I finally caught you, tail.
咦？那是什么？
Huh? What's that?
好的，好的。
Okay. Okay.
什么？
What?
等等，等等，等等，等等。
Wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
不，不，拜托，你不会想吃我的。
No, no, please, you don't want to eat me.
我是皮包骨。不，不，不，不，不，不，不。
I'm skin and bones. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no...
呃……谢谢。
Uh... Thanks.
他，呃……我刚才没注意
He, uh... he got the jump on me.
我想他。
I guess he...
主要是这个罩子， 我无法看到他
I couldn't see him because of the cone.
那你把罩子拿掉呀 - 哦 ，伙计，我也想拿掉
- Then get rid of the cone. - Oh, man, I would.
我也想，但我的治疗师说我需要戴着。
I would, but my therapist says I need it.
哦，哦，好的。
Oh. Oh, okay.
嗯，那肯定是有道理的
Well, that makes sense.
是的，它是一种医疗设备
Yeah, it's a medical device.
这些医生。
These doctors.
行了
There.
你病好了
You're cured.
玩去吧
Hallelujah.
太过分了
Not a fan.
我越来越不喜欢这里了
I am not a fan of the farm.
好了，尾巴可以了
Okay, tail.
耳朵。
Ears.
-瞧瞧 - 哇
- And voilà. - Whoa.
啾啾 ， 你看起来很像一只猫， 太神奇了
Gidget, you look so much like a cat, it's crazy.
是啊，谁想的到？
Yeah. Who knew?
-这么简单。-哇，哇，哇。
- So easy. - Whoa, whoa, whoa.
等等 如果只有
Hold on. It's gonna take more
假的耳朵和袜子尾巴，根本不够
than fake ears and a sock, okay?
你必须学会怎么当一只猫咪
You got to learn how to act like a cat.
-好的 - 好的 ，我现在给你设定
- Okay. - Okay, Gidge, I'm gonna throw
几种场景，而你只需要
some situations at you, and you're just gonna, you know...
-表现的像猫咪一样 - 没问题
- you're gonna react like a cat. - Gotcha.
捡回来
Fetch.
-好的 - 我会捡到的
- Yes! - I'm gonna get it!
等下 啾啾
Gidget, stay.
但是.... -不行
- But... - No.
猫不会捡东西 傻狗才会
Cats don't care about fetching. Fetching is for dopes.
是的！
Yes!
那样有失身份 因为你是只猫咪
You're above that, because you are a cat.
嗯嗯
Mm.
你看，狗落地的时候
You see, dogs land
会摔成狗啃泥
like the clumsy oafs they are.
而猫咪是爪子落地
Meanwhile, cats land on their feet.
-真的吗？-他们怎么...
- Really? - How do they...
太好了！我做到了！
Yes! I did it!
爪子落地
I landed on my feet.
厉害！ 干得好
- Yes! - Nice work.
说真的，伙计们，我想我弄坏了什么东西。
Seriously, guys, I think I broke something.
你必须钻进去 这是猫咪该有的状态
You gotta. It's a fact of life.
绝对不行 永远不可以
Absolutely not. Never gonna happen.
伙计们，我找到了好吃的！
Guys, I found treats!
哦，梅尔。呃。
Oh, Mel. Ugh.
好吧，啾啾， 吃了小绿豆
Okay, Gidget, eat Sweetpea.
什么？
What?
猫吃鸟，这是天性
Cats eat birds. It's nature.
-这个直接跳过吧 不不不不
- Yeah, I'm gonna pass. - No, no, no, no.
你在猫砂那部分已经跳过了
You used your one pass on the litter box,
所以你必须这样
so you have to do this.
-但是。-但什么但....快去
- But... - B-B-B-But... Do it.
你真的会让她吃小绿豆吗？
You're seriously gonna make her eat Sweetpea?
哦，不，不，不，当然不是。我只是吓吓她
Oh, no, no, no. Of course not. I'm just freaking her out.
好的我吃了，接下来呢？
Okay. What's next?
啾啾 ， 不...
Gidget, no. That's...
你真是坏狗 坏猫狗
Bad dog. Bad cat-dog.
抱歉
Sorry.
上来
Up.
用尾巴蹭脸
And tail in the face.
好的，用屁股推杯子
Okay, touch the butt to the cup.
上键盘走猫步
Walk on keyboard.
就是这样
There you go.
咖啡倒在电脑上
Coffee on computer.
现在下去
And down.
厉害
Nice.
对 有感觉了
Yes, you got it.
啾啾， 你现在已经很像猫了
Gidget, you're as close to a cat as a dog can get.
噢 有本事你把我变成一只灰鼠啊
Cool. Now turn me into a chinchilla.
你能做到吗？
Can you do that?
哦耶
Oh, yeah.
首次任务完成了
First mission in the bag.
很容易
It was easy.
太容易了？也许吧。
Too easy? Maybe.
可能太简单了
Maybe it was.
♪ Come along and ride on a fantastic voyage... ♪
嘿，大家伙
Hey, big fella.
我怎么样 哦， 我刚救了一只老虎
What'd I do? Oh, I just rescued a tiger.
不，我甚至不想吹嘘
No, I'm not even trying to brag.
我只是告诉你发生了什么。
I'm just telling you what happened.
听着，这是令人敬畏的事实
See, that's the thing about being awesome.
牛人就这点不好 当一个牛人说真话
When you awesome and you just tell the truth,
别人也会觉得你在吹牛
it sounds like you bragging.
等你吹完牛告诉我一声
Let me know when you finish tooting your horn,
因为我们必须为小虎找到一个安全的地方
'cause we got to find a safe place for Hu.
呃，什么？你在说什么？
Uh, what? What are you talking about?
啊
Oh, yeah.
哦，那家伙，是的。
Oh, that guy. Yeah.
呃。是的。
Uh... yeah.
哦！我知道了
Oh! I got it.
我认识一个朋友 他的主人从不回家
I know a guy whose owner is never home.
是的，我们可以带他去那儿。
Yeah, we can just take him there.
听起来像是一个计划。
Sounds like a plan.
启动超级兔子之力
Superbunny powers, activate.
在这里等着，伙计
Wait out here, buddy.
我们马上回来，好吗？
We'll be right back, okay?
♪ I'm a puppy cute and sweet ♪
♪ Beg real nice and get a treat. ♪
臀部，臀部，臀部，
Hip, hip, hip,
臀部，臀部，臀部。
hip, hip, hip.
-嗨，老头！-是谁？
- Hey, Pops. - Who-who's that?
兔子，兔子，兔子，兔子！
Bunny, bunny, bunny, bunny!
哦，呃。
Oh, uh...
我是英雄，我需要你们尊重一点。
I am a hero. I need you to respect that.
好了，好了。
All right, all right.
立正
Ten-hut!
小狗学校正在上课。
Puppy school is in session.
小狗学校？
Puppy school?
开始每日宣誓
Now the daily pledge.
-我宣誓 ...我宣誓
- I promise... - I promise...
听老头的话 .......听老头的话
- ...to listen to Pops... - ...to listen to Pops...
......学习当一只拥有
...and learn how to be adorable,
无敌狗狗眼的小可爱
wide-eyed and loving...
......学习当一只拥有
...and learn how to be adorable, wide-eyed
无敌狗狗眼的小可爱
and loving...
.....这样我想要什么 就会有什么
...to get what I want, when I want it.
......这样我想要什么
...to get what I want,
就会有什么
when I want it.
现在准备突击测验
Okay, now, Pop's quiz.
麦伦把袜子藏在房间的各个角落。
Myron has hidden socks all over the room.
现在我们如何处理这些袜子
Now, what do we do with human socks?
哦，我，我。
Ooh, me, me.
来吧，小公主
Go ahead, Princess.
我们把袜子藏起类
We hide them, Mr. Pops.
回答正确
Correct-a-rooney.
为什么我们要把它们藏起来?
And why do we hide them?
人类找不到另一只袜子 就会特别伤脑筋
Not knowing where one sock is messes with the humans' minds.
确实如此 就得让他们猜不出来
Heck yes, it does. Always keep 'em guessing.
现在，去找那些袜子。
Now, go find those socks.
怎么回事？ 行了行了
What? Okay, all right.
好的，嗨，老头
Okay. Hey, Pops.
怎么回事？ 好的，这就够了
What...? Okay, that's enough.
嘿，到底是怎么回事？
Hey. What's going on?
是的，我的主人又弄回来一只小狗崽
Yeah. My owner got a new puppy.
我的名字是小不点
My name's Tiny.
谁管你叫什么
Nobody cares!
我本来叫他如何不做一只傻狗
I was teaching Tiny how not to be anyone's sucker.
谁知消息败露 周边的小狗崽
Word got out, suddenly every puppy
都来敲我的门
in the tristate area is scratching at my door.
是的，哦。
Yeah. Oh.
老头老师？
Professor Pops?
怎么了 酸瓜？
Yes, Pickles?
我好想拉臭臭
I got to make a poop.
哦。你知道该怎么做。找一只鞋。
Oh. You know where to do that. Find a shoe.
真是太可爱了
This is so sweet.
是的，他们很可爱.....
Yeah, they're good...
那是什么？
Holy cheese and crackers! What is that?
迈伦，警报！
Myron, horn!
不，不，不，不，不，没关系的
No, no, no. No, no, look, look. It's okay.
这个美丽的生物叫小虎
This beautiful creature is Hu.
好消息是……
And the good news...
他要和你们一起住
is he's staying with you.
趁这只老虎拆了我家之前 把他弄走吧
Get that tiger out of here before he does any more damage.
但是我们没有别的地方可以带他去。
But we don't have anywhere else to take him.
-反正他不能住在这里
- Well, he ain't staying here. - Kitty, kitty,
凯蒂，凯蒂，凯蒂，凯蒂，凯蒂，凯蒂！
kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty!
不，你们在干什么....不要跟他交朋友
No, what are you... Don't get attached.
他要离开这里
That thing is out.
噢
Aw.
哦，酸瓜
Oh, Pickles.
你在鞋子里拉臭臭了吗？
Did you poop in a shoe?
我拉在了一只鞋子里
I pooped in a boot.
鞋子主人肯定不会发现
Your owner won't find it for weeks.
你在哭吗？
Are you crying?
什么？不，你才在哭呢！
What? No. You're crying!
但我对酸瓜非常骄傲
But I'm just so proud of Pickles.
老头老师
Mr. Pops,
就让老虎和我们在一起好吗？
please, can the tiger stay with us?
求你了？
Please?
求你了。
Please.
迈伦，都怪你
Myron, look away.
哦，真是要了命了
Oh, flap-doodle.
好吧 只能住一个晚上
Okay, fine. One night.
我真是拿你们没办法
I taught you guys too well.
我只让你们干一件事
I give wolves one job.
看好那只老虎
Guard white tiger.
结果你们这些蠢狼都是笨蛋
And you wolves, you blow it.
也许我应该让这几只杂耍的猴子
Maybe I should make juggling monkey
负责安保工作
head of security.
你说呢，小谢尔盖？
What say you, Little Sergei?
是的，你太聪明了
Yes, you are so smart.
至于这个家伙
And then there's this one.
没见过比你更蠢的狼
You're the worst wolf ever.
我发誓，我……
I swear, I...
这是什么？
What this?
偷老虎的贼 留下的
This from thief of tiger.
没错 闻闻
Yes, smell.
你们把那只老虎带回来。
You bring that tiger back.
办不到的话
And if you don't, that one...
......你们的皮就给小猴子做衣服穿吧
...will be a new coat for Little Sergei.
哦，太好吃了
Oh, this is good.
你真该试试这个。嗯
You should really try this. Mm!
嗯。
Mmm.
很好 太新鲜了
- So nice. - So fresh.
麦克斯
Max.
书，书，书。
Book, book, book.
我们来看书吧
We're turning it again.
嗯，对不起，利亚姆。我们看不懂书
Um, I'm sorry, Liam. We can't read.
别呀 等一下 很简单
Well, wait a sec. There's no reason
我们一起研究一下就行了 对吗？
we can't figure this one out together, right?
第一页，
This first page,
一个小女孩戴着红色的帽子
there's a little girl in a red hood,
穿过森林
skipping through the forest with...
带着一些食物
with some food.
看那个。她带着食物
Look at that... she's got food.
嗯嗯
Om, nom, nom.
看看这页
And look at that...
她把食物带给了……
she brought the food over to...
嗯，你说，这是谁啊？
Hmm. Say, who is that?
哦！看起来像她的外婆
Oh! Looks like her grandma.
哦，我敢打赌你是对的。
Oh, I'll bet you're right.
哦，那太好了。她。
Oh, that is sweet. She...
所以，奶奶有一只宠物狼。
So, Grandma had a pet wolf.
小红帽玩了会就回家了
They had a great visit. The little girl went home.
没有人被吃掉，讲完了
No one got eaten. The end.
不，不，不，不。
No, no, no, no.
这故事你讲错了
That's not how the story goes.
这儿没你什么事 谢谢
We got this, thanks.
那只狼接下来想吃掉这个小女孩
That wolf was gonna eat the little girl.
不！打住 鲁叔
Nope! Thank you, Rooster.
他已经吃了小女孩的外婆
He already ate Grandma.
然后他假扮成外婆的样子
And then he assumed the old lady's identity.
不
No.
啊.....？嘿 不要吓坏我的孩子
Wha...? Hey. Don't freak out my kid.
大坏蛋 大灰狼
Take that, Mr. Wolfy.
我看这小孩没事
Kid seems fine to me.
是你在害怕这个害怕那个
You're the one who's scared of everything.
我才没有 你跟他说 老杜
I am not. I'm-I'm... Tell him, Duke.
是啊 麦克斯什么都不害怕
Yeah, yeah. Max isn't scared of everything.
我。我能想到，嗯。
I-I... I can think of, um...
嗯，是的，嗯，有一些。
Uh, yeah. Yeah, well, there's a few...
-有一些例子 - 好的谢谢
- there's a few things. - Okay, thanks.
你保证
You bet.
好的，就是这样。
Okay, this is it.
-准备好了吗？ -没问题
- You good to go? - Roger that.
真是奶奶的乖猫猫
That's a good kitty.
玛丽亚，你的脸上
Maria, your face,
充满了悲伤
it wears a thousand sorrows.
小蜜蜂
Busy Bee.
哦，好家伙
Oh, boy.
没事 啾啾 你可以的
Okay, come on, Gidget.
咦？
Huh?
毛豆 快
Norman, now!
看我的
You got it, sister.
咦？
Huh?
小蜜蜂
Busy Bee!
哦，好的 呃 启动B计划
Whoa. Okay. Uh, time for plan B.
启动B计划
Engaging plan B.
她抓住了那个红点
She caught the red dot.
哇！
Huzzah!
她是天选之猫
She is the Chosen One.
所有人都向女王欢呼
All hail the queen.
女王万岁
Hail the queen!
啾啾女王万岁
All hail Queen Gidget.
哇！
Hyah!
进去！ 快点！
Get in! Faster!
麦克斯，你看到了吗？
Max, did you see that?
-嗯，是的。-太酷了。
- Uh, yeah. - So cool.
哦，这没什么大不了的。
Oh, it's not that big a deal.
动起来！ 快！
Move. Hyah!
别磨蹭！
Move it!
哦，天哪。
Oh, man.
你看 那个大家伙出来了
Hey, look. That big guy got out.
我们快去叫鲁叔
We better get Rooster.
不，不，不，不需要
No. No, no, no need for that.
我能应付得了。
I can handle it.
嘿，先生。
Hey, mister.
快回猪圈去
Ba-Back inside.
-快点 - 好的
- Come on. - Yep.
你做得很棒
You're doing great.
走到他的下面。
Go underneath him.
快回去
Let's go.
我觉得他动了一下
I think he moved a little.
你不准...不准这样看着我
Don't you... don't you ignore me.
啊，拜托
Ah, come on.
嗯，嗯
Yep, uh-huh.
去他前面 不 不 后面
Now go and do the front. No, no, back.
现在到另一边
Now go to the side.
呃，麦克斯，刚才奶牛不听话 鲁叔就咬他们
Uh, Max, Rooster nips at the cows to get 'em to move.
真的吗？这听起来有点过分，但......
Really? That sounds drastic, but...
好吧，这是你自找的
okay, pig, you asked for this.
哦。
Oh.
-嘿，麦克斯，你没事吧？-是的。
- Hey, Max. You okay? - Yeah.
到底是怎么回事？
What's going on?
别担心，我 我很好。
Don't worry, I'm-I'm fine.
你把绵羊都放出去了
You let all the sheep out.
-我有吗？ - 嘿！
- I did? - Hey!
你们快回去
Get back in there! Come on.
等一下，小绵在哪儿？
Wait a minute. Where's Cotton?
哦，他走进了树林
Oh, he went into the woods.
-你。-呃...
- You. - Uh...
跟我来。
Come with me.
什么 我们去哪儿
Wh-Where are we going?
我们要去找回小绵
We're gonna go get Cotton back.
哦，好的
Oh. Great.
-来吧，杜老大 -哦
- Come on, Duke. - Oh.
-杜老大， 坐下 - 是的
- Duke, sit. - Yep.
这次只有你和我
This is just you and me.
好吧..
Oh, boy.
来吧
Come on.
没事
Super.
再见！
Good-bye!
小棉，你在哪里？
Cotton, where are you?
来吧。
Come on.
快点！
Hurry up!
呃。
Uh...
好吧
Okay.
跳过来
Just jump.
噢，噢，噢！
Ow, ow, ow!
喔，喔！
Ow, ow!
味道越来越浓
Scent's getting stronger.
小绵就在附近
Cotton's close.
好家伙
Oh, boy.
我可以的
I can do this.
我可以 我可以
I got it, I got it.
鲁叔 这样吧 你先去吧
Rooster, you-you know what? Just... just go on without me.
-哦，你不能放弃-好 但是...
- Oh, you're not giving up. - Yeah, but...
跟我来。
Follow me.
小绵，你在下面做什么？
Cotton, what are you doing down there?
这棵树上有苹果。
There's apples in this tree.
好吧，别害怕
All right, just don't panic.
哦，天哪。
Oh, man.
麦克斯是来救你的。
Max is coming down to save you.
等等，什么？
Wait, what?
那棵树不能支撑我的体重。
That tree can't support my weight.
你到那里去。
You get down there.
我 我 我不能那样
I-I-I can't do that.
你当然可以
Sure, you can.
把它想象成.........一个游戏
Think of this as a... as a... as a game of fetch.
现在，去救回小绵
Now, go fetch the sheep.
不，不，不，不，不，不。
No. No, no, no, no, no.
它太高了，我。我。
It-it's too high, and-and I'm-I'm...
我太害怕了。
I'm too afraid.
麦克斯，我教你一招
Max, here's a trick.
不要害怕的第一步
The first step of not being afraid
就是要装作不害怕一样。
is acting like you're not afraid.
怎么，你害怕吗？
So, are you scared?
没有。
No.
你害怕吗？
Are you scared?
不，不，不害怕
No! No, I'm not.
不错
Now you're talking.
去救小绵
Go get Cotton.
快点。
Hurry.
好的，好的。
Okay, okay.
嘿。
Hey.
好的。
Okay.
哇！
Whoa!
听着，呃，小绵
Listen, uh, Cotton,
往我这走，好吗？
walk toward me, okay?
好的，当然。
Okay, sure.
但我的腿卡住了。
But my leg is stuck.
他的腿卡住了。
His leg is stuck.
好吧，那你帮他弄开
Well, unstuck it.
呃。
Uh...
-抓紧， 抓紧 - 哇！
- Hold on. - Whee!
好了，小绵，听着，我们得…
Okay, Cotton, listen, we got to...
快点！
Hurry up!
哦！
Ooh!
哇！哇！
Ow! Whoa!
加油
Come on.
好的。
Okay.
我们.....我们还活着。
We're... we're alive.
是的。
Yep.
是的，我们。哦，不！
Yeah, we... Oh, no!
我们没死
Oof. Yeah, we are.
嗯。
Mm.
麦克斯？
Max?
马克斯。
Max.
回到你的圈里去 小绵
Get back in your pen, Cotton.
-好的。-不 走反了
- Okay. - No. Other way, Cotton.
好的。
Okay.
你怎么样？发生了什么事？
So, how did it go? What-what happened?
你 你知道， 简直.....刺激死了
You-you know, it was... it was pretty intense.
告诉他吧，鲁叔
Tell him, Rooster.
没什么 发生了点意外
You know, some stuff happened.
但现在没事了
Now it's over.
哇！
Wow!
他可真会讲故事
He can really tell a story.
那当然了
Right?
他就在这附近
We are getting closer.
就是这样， 一群恶狼把我团团围住
So there I was, surrounded by nasty wolves.
你问，我害怕吗？
You asking, was I scared?
我们什么都没问题
No one asked anything.
你刚走到我们面前，就开始说个不停
You just walked up to us and started talking.
我其实很害怕。
I was scared.
但我还是救了那只老虎。
But I saved that tiger anyway.
我是英雄吗？
Am I a hero?
这轮不到我来说
That's not for me to say.
Boo-Boo。
Boo-Boo.
-波波，你在听吗？-我在
- Boo-Boo, are you listening? - I am.
别再挖土了，波波
Stop digging for a second, Boo-Boo,
听听没准能学点东西
and maybe you'll learn something.
正如我所说...
As I was saying...
有狼....
Wo-Wo... W-W-Wolf.
对呀 我一直在说有狼......狼
Duh. That's what I've been talking about... wolves.
那边
There.
老虎在哪里？
Where is the tiger?
哦，他在那！
Oh. There he is!
咦？
Huh?
什么？
What?
嘿！
Hey!
再见了，笨蛋！
So long, suckers!
哈！接招吧
Ha! Take that!
看吧，这才叫训练
Now, this is training.
懂吗？让我的反应更敏锐
Okay? Keeping my reflexes sharp.
哈！完胜
Ha! Flawless victory.
哦！
Oh!
你被一只兔子打败了。
You were just beaten by a rabbit.
你甚至都不知道。
You don't even know it.
哦，我的披萨到了
Ooh, my pizza rolls.
什么声音？
What's that?
哦。
Oh.
哦，你好，小白
Oh, hello, Snowball.
嗨，老头
Hey, Pops.
什么，呃。发生了什么事？
What's, uh... what's-what's going on?
哦，你知道，我把老虎给你送回来
Oh, you know, just returning your giant tiger.
哦，呃，有点小事
Oh, uh, fun fact:
他把我的家毁了！
He trashed my apartment!
而且他还吞了我的电视机 就跟吃饼干一样
This thing ate a flat-screen like it was a pita chip.
真不害臊
For shame!
哦，瞧瞧你干的好事
Oh, now you've done it.
酸瓜很生气
Pickles is pissed.
呃……你确定那是我的老虎吗？
Uh... are you sure that's my tiger?
其实我不...我不知道这是不是...
'Cause I don't... I don't know if that's...
我们走吧，同学们。
Let's go, class.
啊，来吧，老头，不要这样
Ah, come on, old man, don't do this.
等等，等等，等等，等等。
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
拜托
Please.
嘿。
Hey.
你好吗？
How you been?
我要去拿披萨
I'm-a go get back to my pizza rolls,
等会就回来
and I'll come back and check on you in a bit, okay?
问题解决了。
Problem solved.
小白？
Snowball?
猫猫狗？
Puffy Dog?
你在麦克斯的公寓里干什么？
What are you doing in Max's apartment?
没什么，随便逛逛
Nothing. Why are you hanging out
你怎么跟猫混在一起？
with every cat in the universe?
哦，你知道，没有为什么
Oh, you know, just because.
嗯，好的。
Mm, okay.
好的。
Okay.
好的。
Okay.
呃 嘿 鲁叔
Uh, hey, Rooster.
嘿 小家伙。今天干得不错
Hey, kid. Good job today.
是吗？好吧，我 我得承认 我觉得很好
Yeah? Well, I-I got to admit, I feel pretty good.
我已经不那么害怕农场 还有你 还有...
I'm not so nervous around the farm or you or...
还有那只一直跟着我的火鸡
the turkey who won't stop following me!
是的，我看到你了，你这个怪胎
Yeah, I see you, you weirdo.
无论如何 我听到凯蒂说我们明天就要走了
Anyway, I heard Katie say we're leaving tomorrow, and...
哦，呃。
Oh. Uh...
你要我，回避一下吗？
You want me to, uh... you want me to go?
不，这是我们的日常活动
No. Just what we do out here.
你想一起来吗？
You want to join me?
嗯，好吧 太好了
Uh, yeah. Okay. Cool.
你准备好试试吗？
You ready to try?
来吧，孩子，气息往下 肚子使劲
Come on, kid. Deeper. Deep from your gut.
对，好的，明白了。
Right. O-Okay, got it.
很不错嘛
There you go.
哇。
Wow.
哟！
Whee!
耶！
Yay!
好了，伙计们。
All right, come on, guys.
行
All right.
-嗯？你怎么看？-麦克斯，太酷了。
- Huh? What do you think? - Max, so cool.
嘿，麦克斯去哪儿了？
Hey, where-where'd Max go?
车里怎么多了个又帅又酷的小牛仔？
And who let this super cool cowboy in the car?
哇！
Whoo-hoo!
再见，谢普叔叔。
Bye, Uncle Shep.
再见，下次见
Good-bye, now. So long.
再见，鲁叔！
Bye, Rooster!
谢谢！
And thank you!
再见。
B-Bye.
少管我的闲事，火鸡
Mind your business, turkey.
我 我 我就伤感一小会
I'm-I'm... I'm having a moment.
好了，伤感完了
Okay, moment's over.
Mwah
Mwah.
好好睡 宝贝
There we go, buddy.
还是回家好
Good to be home.
特别好
So good.
嘘。
Shush.
-嘘！-你嘘。
- Shh! - You shh.
嘘！
Shush!
咦？ 小白？
Huh? Snowball?
哦，嘿，什么，呃。
Oh, hey, what, uh...
嘿，小狗。
Hey, Tiny Dog.
你怎么带着一只老虎到我家
What are you doing with a tiger in my apartment?
好吧，你不是去旅行了吗 这么快就回来了
Well, what are you doing home from your trip so soon, hmm?
我的意思是，互相指责的话谁都会
I mean, as long as we pointing fingers.
嘿，嘿，嘿，我们没有时间做这个。
Hey, hey, hey. We don't have time for this.
如果马戏团的狼找到这就完了
We are trying to hide Hu before the circus wolves get here.
马戏团的狼？
Circus wolves?
但你不在身边时，我也过得很精彩
You do know I have a life when you're not around, right, TD?
-是的，好吧，但是…- 小白队长
- Yeah, okay, but... - Captain Snowball.
-他们来了 - 什么？
- They're here. - What?
狼群
Wolves.
哦，不，不，不，不，不，不，不，不。
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
哦，不，他们会杀了我们的，小虎
Oh, no, they gonna kill us, Hu.
哦，完了
Oh, this is bad.
好吧，至少我们一起死了。
Well, at least we die together.
振作点 小家伙
Keep it together, boy.
好的，好的。
Okay. Okay.
我们需要一个计划，黛西？
We need a plan. Daisy?
让我们把小虎藏在屋顶上。
Let's hide Hu on the roof.
小狗，你要去哪里？
Tiny Dog, where are you going?
是的，我不确定，但我想我要。
Yeah, I'm-I'm not sure, but I guess I'm gonna...
试着像鲁叔那样
gonna try and find my inner Rooster.
什么？
What?
别怕 别怕
Okay. Okay. Okay.
胆小鬼
Puny little coward.
快点，小虎
Hurry up, Hu.
好吧，让我们把他藏在……
All right, let's hide him in the...
哦，哦，只是一个奇怪的小家伙。
Oh. Oh, it's just this weird little guy.
你为什么不回到属于你的地方，邦佐，
Why don't you just go back to wherever you belong, Bonzo,
因为我不想…噢！
because I don't want to... Ow!
噢，噢，噢，噢！
Ow, ow, ow, ow!
噢，噢，噢！
Ow, ow, ow!
快跑，小虎
Run, Hu.
哦，可爱的小狗，我喜欢你。
Oh, pretty little dog, I like you.
你可以来我的马戏团当炮弹
You will join my circus as a cannonball.
不长记性的东西
Mongrel doesn't learn.
愚蠢的老虎！
Stupid tiger!
可怜，我们走吧！
Pathetic. Let's go!
我们还要赶火车。
We have a train to catch.
噢！
Ow!
黛西 小虎
Daisy! Hu!
什么……
What...
他们还在卡车里
They are in a truck.
我们要做什么，小狗狗？
What are we gonna do, TD?
哇！
Whoo-hoo!
哇！
Whoa!
注意。
Attention.
这里是小白队长
This is Captain Snowball.
我和小狗需要后援。
Me and Tiny Dog need backup.
啾啾收到 完毕
We read you loud and clear. Over.
我们要去马戏团了。
We are headed to the circus.
这很紧急 完毕
This is urgent. Over.
收到
Copy that.
小蜜蜂，妈妈必须出发去救爸爸了。
Busy Bee, Mommy's got to go save Daddy.
再一次。
Again.
听着，跟我一起来！
Cats, let's do this!
♪ Rumor spreadin' round ♪
♪ In that Texas town ♪
♪ About that shack outside La Grange ♪
我的孩子们饿了吗？
Are my babies hungry?
♪ And you know what I'm talkin' about ♪
哦，亲爱的。
Oh, dear.
♪ Have mercy ♪
♪ A-how, how, how, how ♪
♪ A-heh, a-how, how, how. ♪
哇！
Whoa!
系好安全带
Buckle up, everyone.
坚持住，麦克斯。
Hang on, Max.
我们来了。
We're coming.
再快点
Floor it!
快点，你们这小丑！
Hurry up, you clowns!
给我走！
Let's go, let's go!
老实给我当玩具吧
Sergei have new toy.
接下来的训练会很好玩的
Training is going to be a lot more fun.
差不多了 咱们该出发了
All right, let's get this show on the tracks.
小白！
Snowball!
来吧，跳！
Come on, jump!
伙计们，你们的位置在哪？
Guys, what's your location?
他们在开往北方的火车上。
They're on a train headed northbound.
-完毕 - 收到 馒头
- Over. - Roger that, Norman.
他们在那边 快点
We're on it. Go right here.
回去吧 小狗
You hang back, TD.
这个任务就交给小白队长吧
Captain Snowball is on the ca...
小白！
Snowball!
我没事
I'm fine.
是的，呃。你能，呃，
Yeah, can, uh... can you, uh,
想个办法上来吗，还是？
find a way to get back up here, or is there...?
什么……？
What the...?
小狗。
Tiny Dog.
那是什么？你好？
What was that? Hello?
黛西！
Daisy!
小白！
Snowball!
哦，谢天谢地。
Oh, thank goodness.
快把我弄出来，我被困住了。
Get me out of here. I'm stuck.
好的好的 ...？
Okay, okay, look... Huh?
吃我一拳
Body blow.
现在结束了，猴子。
This ends now, monkey.
死猴子，你还在吗？ 咦？
You still there, monkey? Huh?
不好了!他来了 他来了
Oh, no! He's here! He's here!
还带着火！
And on fire!
嘿！带我离开这里啊！
Hey! Get me out of here!
小白 灭掉引信
Snowball, the fuse!
我知道了 我知道了
I got it. I got it.
哇！
Whoa!
说再见吧，死猴子！
Say good-bye, monkey!
哦。
Uh-oh.
额？
Huh?
哦！
Oh!
嗯？
Huh?
好吧，狗狗。
All right, doggy.
有种过来
Bring it.
小狗！
Tiny Dog!
滚开！给我下去！
Get away! Get off me!
滚开！
Go away!
天啊！
My God!
来吧。
Come on.
站住！
Stop!
你哪儿也去不了。
You are going nowhere.
我已经受够了。
I've had enough.
游戏到此结束
This ends here and now.
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh... ♪
嗨，麦克斯。
Hi, Max.
啾啾
Gidget.
呃，那是个坏蛋，对吧？
Uh, that was a bad guy, right?
是的。
Yes.
嘿。
Hey.
哇，好了，好了，好了，
Whoa. Okay, all right, all right,
好了，没事，行了行了
all right, all right, all right, all right.
-呼-呼！-耶！
- Whoo-hoo! - Yeah!
-我们成功了！-喔！
- We did it! - Whoo!
-太棒了！-耶！-真是太棒了！
- Awesome! - Yay! - This is so good!
♪ I can feel the sun shining ♪
♪ I can see the stars aligning... ♪
好了，生活就这样回归正常
Okay, so things got back to normal.
♪ I can feel my heart beating... ♪
我的意思是，基本正常
I mean, mostly.
俗话说得好
You know what they say:
上帝打开一扇门
When life closes a door,
就会打开猫咪的窗口
it opens a cat lady's window.
奶奶的乖猫猫
That's a good kitty.
哦！
Ooh!
因为一切都变了。
Because everything changes.
早上好，小白
Good morning, Snowball.
没有什么能一直保持不变
Nothing stays the same for long.
嗯…
Mm...
你习惯了之后
The minute you're used to something,
就会想 “哦，生活就是这样，”
the minute you think, "Oh, this is how life is,"
生活总是这样给你惊喜 噢
- life finds a way of surprising you. - Aw.
嘿，伙计，怎么回事？
Hey, man, what is going on?
什么？这是。
What? This is...
太棒了！哇！
awesome! Wow!
来吧，伙计。
Come on, buddy.
-这将会很有趣。-哇！
- This is gonna be fun. - Whoo-hoo!
你永远不知道未来会发生什么
You never know what life is gonna throw at you.
但是你有两种选择：
And you have two choices:
要么逃避……
run from it...
嘘！
Boo!
....要么勇敢面对
...or run at it.
- ♪ The sun keep blinding me ♪ - ♪ Whoo ♪
♪ I don't know what you've been told... ♪
这一天来了
It's a big day.
从今天起，生活会天翻地覆
And from this point on, nothing is gonna be the same.
哇。
Wow.
- ♪ Just keep that smile upon your face ♪ - Hi.
但是我会勇敢面对
But I'm gonna be brave.
♪ 'Cause everything's gonna be okay... ♪
而且我会帮助利亚姆勇敢面对
And I'm gonna help Liam be brave.
因为他是我的小孩
Because he's my kid,
我希望他能看到这个世界。
and I want him to see the world.
庞大，可怕，而不可思议的世界
The big, scary, incredible world.
好了，这是你的小房间，就在那儿。
Okay, there's your cubby. Right over there.
你还好吗？
Are you okay?
是的。
Yeah.
我很好。
I'm good.
♪ It's gonna be a lovely day... ♪
♪ L-L-L-L-Lovely... ♪
等等。
Wait.
我的狗狗。
My doggies.
总是……
Always.
再见，妈妈和爸爸。
Bye-bye, Mama and Dada.
♪ Just keep that smile upon your face ♪
♪ 'Cause everything's gonna be okay ♪
♪ Just sing along with it ♪
♪ Oh, I know somebody love me ♪
♪ Someone be trying to hug me ♪
♪ Road is getting bumpy ♪
♪ Hey, but it's gonna be a lovely day ♪
♪ Oh, yeah, I know you feeling lonely ♪
♪ Someone be trying to hold me ♪
♪ You can't be acting grumpy ♪
♪ It's gonna be a lovely day ♪
♪ Oh, I know somebody love me ♪
♪ Someone be trying to hug me ♪
♪ Road is getting bumpy ♪
♪ Hey, but it's gonna be a lovely day ♪
♪ Oh, yeah, I know you feeling lonely ♪
♪ Someone be trying to hold me ♪
♪ You can't be acting grumpy ♪
♪ It's gonna be a lovely day ♪
♪ Hey, l-l-l-l-lovely ♪
♪ L-L-L-L-Lovely ♪
♪ Oh, it's gonna be a lovely day ♪
♪ Oh, l-l-l-l-lovely ♪
- ♪ L-L-L-L-Lovely ♪ - ♪ L-L-L-L-Lovely ♪
♪ L-L-L-L-Lovely ♪
♪ Ooh, it's gonna be a lovely day. ♪
再见，小白。再见，熊先生。
Bye, Snowball. Bye, Mr. Bear.
♪ Panda ♪
♪ Panda, panda, panda, panda ♪
♪ Panda, listen, hey ♪
♪ Panda, panda, panda, panda ♪
♪ I got broads in Atlanta ♪
♪ Twisting rope, drinking Fanta ♪
♪ Credit cards and the scammers ♪
♪ Hittin' off licks in the bando ♪
♪ Black X6, Phantom ♪
♪ Wait and see, looking like a panda ♪
♪ Panda, panda, panda, panda ♪
♪ Listen ♪
♪ Hundred scammers, Black X6, Phantom ♪
♪ Wait and see, Panda ♪
♪ Pockets swole, Danny ♪
♪ Selling bar, candy ♪
♪ Man, I'm the macho like Randy... ♪
小白，我回来了。
Snowball, I'm back.
嗯…
Mm...
♪ Panda, panda, panda, panda, panda. ♪
好了，好了，时间结束了。
Okay, moment's over.
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